This one just made me cry.

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them:

What about me? Am I you?

CLEAN YOUR HAIR IVANKA!!!

Yeah, my ass bleeds for those fuck heads.

Bless her. May she never die.

Joan Collins has single-handedly kept the Dynasty/80's fashion alive and kicking all these years. Bless her. May she never die. And may she also return to any reboot as the matriarch of whatever family there is.

And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

Watching her this morning moved me more than I anticipated it would. It felt like, not only the end of her tenure as FLOTUS, but the end of civility, intellectualism, and empathy in Washington for a long time to come. And when she choked up near the end, I think it’s because she knows it, too.

He does live in Arizona.

When I look at people like Bannon, Conway, and Giuliani, I wonder if, in 30-40 years their names will be used by a future generation the way we use the names Himmler, Goebbles and Reifenstahl.

Corrected Headline: Human thinks fiction is totally made up.

Counterpoint: Swinton (who may or may not be real, we may never know the truth) is the one who mentioned a fictional school in the discussion of reality so shit that ain’t real is fair game.

Okay I know, anyone can sue over anything.

Everybody cared about Henry VIII’s boner. His boner created the Church of England.

Nobody cares about your boner, Henry VIII.

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

My buddy has worked with Gelman for years. He’s the real deal, in terms of taking the problems of minorities seriously. I wish more were like him.

I think I’m in love and this is the first I’m hearing about this guy.