As someone who lives in a Catholic country, with free and/or cheap contraception, and as someone who has met, and liked, many nuns throughout my life, there is something about the one featured in that photo that just makes me want to punch her in the face. Maybe I'm just having a bad day.

is it bad that the chorus made me cry?

Wait. Doesn't having someone work for you in exchange for room and board with no social security and no payment whatsoever have a name...? I'm pretty sure it has a name. Hmmm.

There are so many things wrong with calling your son Indio. Poor kid.

How was your experience when you competing in the Miss Ann Thrope pageant?

I award you no point Ann

I would like to give this lady some organic hemlock/nightshade tisane

Organic /

yeah so I just went to look that up and was very confused with the whole:

Well, she was french.

thank you for reminding me of this youtube

Madonna's instagram account is a whole bunch of NOPEs reunited in one place.

In theory I agree 2000% with Biden, but like my grandmother used to say -and this is a rough translation- one should be sure to have a clean house before telling someone else they have shit in their front yard.

and I say this as someone who could be considered "latina" even though I just really really -really- HATE the concept

I know she's an old lady and all, but Joan Rivers can go suck on a horse's ballsack.

Nah, I have no soul and I am usually pretty chipper.