Well, french bureaucracy certainly seems to think 1812 is relevant in the way they manage their business.

I am so POST- Cellulite right now I can't even read this. I had it before it was cool.

Funny you mention France, since half my family is french and I have French citizenship—- Have you ever tried to get anything notarized in France? Have you ever had an Interview in the French Embassy to get some papers in order? Have you, in your life, at anytime had to deal with French Bureaucracy? Yes, indeed, they…

OH PLEASE do tell, what states you not backwards.

I think you might've been watching too much Game of Thrones and have misplaced your knowledge of modern European states.

Thank you OpenThePodBayDoor. That is what I meant. Also, what the hell with the use of "civilization" here. It really rubs me the wrong way, as if Spain was some backwards tribe in the middle of a hidden continent. I mean if it was not for Spain, this "civilization" that Mr. Finn is talking about would not even be.

Join Civilization? I am by no means a monarchist, quite the opposite. But seriously, get your shit together before talking about Spain, wherever the fuck you come from Mr Finn.

Sure, but its the same as saying OH PUNK IT IS SO UNFLATTERING. Sure it is, but flattering was not their point. Imagine these women breaking norms/rules that were hundreds, if not thousands, of years old.

Now now, please do read a little about fashion history before you diss the flappers.

Ugh, really? Do you understand this is not a catalog but a Fashion Show? With emphasis in SHOW.

What google do you use? Flappers are like the 1920est thing I can think of. Actually if you look for flapper in wikipedia it says:

yeah, I just think that was Joan Crawford's face.

Uhm, that is so painfully 1920's.

I would wear the hell out of the pink outfit. If it was grey

Oh dear god it makes me want to die

I am pretty sure every decade since ever has had some good and bad, and even though there is some late seventies and early eighties sleek Halston-esque I love with all my heart, I think everything from 1966 to 1985 should burn in a radioactive bonfire and then, the ashes of this bonfire be sent to some black hole…

One of mine, who has an unusually long tail for her body (she's a mutt) lashes her head with her tail when I come home, sometimes so hard, she hits her eyes and gets all squinty. it makes me so happy/sad.

I wish. Unfortunately I was able to read two of your dumbass comments.

Oh, so here you are posting again! You are so smart. SO SO SMART that of COURSE, you, intelligent and put together you, would NEVVVVEEERRR leave without proof, moreover, you, super amazingly brilliant, would never even be in that kind of situation. Everyone knows that only dumb sluts get raped or sexually assaulted,…