I might be missing something, but I'm a bit confused here. I totally get why the messages in the post are just wrong, but I don't see what was wrong about the exchange you had.

You didn't respond to an email after he thought things were going well. You told him why and he laughed it off. I'm just wondering if there…

She called the cops and... They cops came. Wuh? "Hello, police? Yes, please come quickly, there's a student, shes... shes... SHES USING A PHONE!!!"

If the Guardian wished to rip into Bolshoi for the lack of PoC, they should (not could, SHOULD) have ripped them a new one for the lack of East and North Asians, not for the lack of blacks. There is a huge number of local Russians who are ethnically East and North Asian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demograph… ).…

One of many proven methods:

Teenagers are assholes, so what? At what point in your response does it become appropriate for 3 grown ass men to tackle and subdue a teenage girl?

He seems like a real keeper! I don't have any readable tattoos, but I'm sure I can balance a magazine on my back. Please send him over when you're done with him.

I just really wanted to use this word and have been waiting for an opportunity since April.

It's almost as if gay people can be gay without it being a huge defining trait in their personality and/or storyline.

I've never had a simultaneous orgasm (though I'm still seeking the blended!).

The whole point here is that taking off the makeup is altering his usual appearance. Shouldn't the license match what he looks like all the time? A lack of makeup is misrepresenting his identity, not the presence of it.

Giving a victory fist pump about a shitty, gross song still does'n't make me think she deserved having her nudes leaked.

I realized I was bisexual and decided I was open to dating both men and women right around the same time I met the man I ended up marrying. We're happily monogamous now, and my sexual orientation rarely comes up. My husband knows it, as do a handful of other people, and I don't purposely hide it, but there just aren't…

And if this woman becomes involved in the lbgtq community as you apparently are, let her announce it. But it sounds as though she intends to change nothing and just sort of put it out there in the ether for people to stare at for no apparent reason. Again, if the subject comes up, whatever. But to make a big hoopla…

I am still morally opposed to it. Were I living in Salem, MA between the years of 1692 and 1693, I would make "molding a pat of batter into a beehive" one of the criteria for being labeled a witch.

Yes, my point was absolutely that all men are sinister and not that this particular man is tiresome. I hid it very cleverly and you are to be congratulated for finding my secret message.

This comes across less like some deep and meaningful social experiment and more like a bitter dude trying to punish women for not respecting his special snowflakeness. 'Oh, you failed to notice what a bright and shining and unique soul I am in a sea of less fascinating men? Let me waste your time and pretend that it…

You're going to feel really bad about judging him when you find out he was raised by feral cats in the Appalachian foothills.

Pillow talk when he finds someone: "Are you sufficiently lubricated to enjoy penetration?"

Better than John Goodman?!

This is exactly how I envision a real live Hunger Games - Talent Portion to look.