I thought I saw you there, drinking all that Faygo.

Mediocre white guys gotta step up their game.  That’s why I learned how to juggle.  

He would have been interested if they were flat, not round.

So does Hogan ever break kaykaykayfabe?

Mind yøu, møøse bites kan be pretti nåsti.

When Hereditary ended, my friend and I were wrung out. She said “Well, that’s something I’m going to go home and think about. For the rest of my life”. Which I thought was the perfect reaction. It’s so interesting to me that a lot of people it just didn’t work for at all - they were bored. A lot of people thought it…

Wow, Mamma Mia 3 looks great!

So your saying that if the Williams-Sonoma catalog was a town?

Don’t sell yourself short, idiots are in high demand for NBA GM openings.

I stated, here and on Twitter, like dozens of times, that it didn’t matter who won Raps/Sixers because Milwaukee was going to destroy either one and was the only team in the East who had a shot of challenging Golden State, so I just want to use this space to say: I am an idiot, and this is one of several reasons why I…

It was very surreal.  Generally people who are caught doing this always deny it, ‘No, no, no.’ He didn’t. He continued.

I figured out he was a dick when he hurled half of his living room furniture off of a 14th floor balcony and almost killed a toddler and his grandfather, but hey, rude tweets are a great indicator too!

It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.

Fixed “burned coaches” to “burned couches.” Call it a freudian slip or something.

“...adding a hurdle of ‘must actually play soccer' for all aspiring UCLA strikers.”

When you’re having a shitty day (international bad news, job dissatisfaction, life stresses in general) an article/video like this can turn hour whole day around. I laughed out loud several times during this video. Thank you for this.

The Fecal Sea to which you refer begin rising in 2016. Rather than tides, it inexplicably has two daily low points. Several islands of sanity have disappeared beneath the brown foam. It has been overfished by the media for talking points. It cannot be navigated because there are no maps of the Fecal Sea, only drifting…

the dark energy would break the simulation!

Do I have the perfect commercial for you!!!

I ran across part of this or maybe some other Laloux film on Night Flight. The round faces, the huge, seemingly unblinking eyes, the weird echoey sound effects all spooked me. It was a scene where a guy gets eaten by a giant plant I think. At any rate it so rattled me that I actually had trouble sleeping that night.