Lars von Trier’s reboot of “Cocoon” is going to be awful.

Also, Carl Winslow Jr. is judging him real hard in that picture.

Nice quote meat

Rest of the National League: “Eat shit, Philadelphia!”

Don’t think son, it can only hurt the ball club.....

If they only ran one loop, they would have gotten their 6.4-mile split across then ran on to the finish line without doing the second loop.

The arrest was made after Jones tried to flee from IGC Agents Clyde, Pinky, Blinky, and Inky.

IGC agents were “called to investigate a patron for possibly cheating at a table game.” ... The statement didn’t specify which game Jones was playing.

That’s why the scandal is being called “Ejacugate.”

The Best! The Best (Handjob) a Man Can Get!

Roger Goodell. He’d have to suspend himself, then appeal the suspension to himself.  Then sue himself in court.

Anyone know if you can invest in popcorn futures? Asking for a friend. 

“I mean, the haircut helps.”

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

... he fixes the cable?

Whatever you think of his take, you have to acknowledge that Bill Simmons’s history definitely gives him a position to criticize a person for trying to lure talent away from another organization to join his own.

Speaking of, I bet Bryan Adams fucking hates this guy

the dark energy would break the simulation!

Do I have the perfect commercial for you!!!

I ran across part of this or maybe some other Laloux film on Night Flight. The round faces, the huge, seemingly unblinking eyes, the weird echoey sound effects all spooked me. It was a scene where a guy gets eaten by a giant plant I think. At any rate it so rattled me that I actually had trouble sleeping that night.