Cocaine’s a hell of drug.

I prefer getting the Hermitage to the Manhattan Project. Having said that, I’m still confused by the AI’s mechanic for a Cultural victory, and it’s driving me nuts.

That was a long way to go for a joke, but I feel it was worth it.

Wow, wouldn’t you get tired after the first two or three?

The witch doctors had to bow out due to staph infections.

Trust the process.

Of course you do.

“if it”

Oh my God, my alma mater’s actin’ like a buncha jagoffs! Stop it, yinz guys!

But he will get a lot calls from the ladies after this. Well, ladies of a certain class, but, ladies all the same.

Now, it had been Camden...

Actually, the state has, per the Census Bureau, had a slight gain in population of 0.6%. We’re holding steady, thanks in part to an influx of Latino immigrants into parts of the state. It’s not much, but it’s a start.

So, let’s see, they hyped something to death and then delivered a disastrous cluster fuck, stiffed contractors left and right, and now have the FBI looking at them. Sounds mighty familiar. Mighty familiar.

Even the WWE has its limits.

So, who gets the belt after Mahal? Will they give it back to Orton? Styles is locked up in his feud with Owens, so he’s not likely to get a title shot, much less another WWE Championship run. I’ve heard rumors about Rusev, but those are just rumors. Still, it’d be interesting to have him hold the title. His mike work…

Maybe I’m jumping the gun here, Huma, but once the dust has settled and you’re ready to get back into the dating pool, call me?

Coors Light? Really?!? Southern Tier has a brew pub literally down the street from Heinz Field. Hell, even a Yeungling would’ve been a quantum leap.

Wow, Cleveland got an attractive woman as their sports troll. We yinzers got...Mark Madden.

Wow, Cleveland got an attractive woman as their sports troll. We yinzers got...Mark Madden.

Well, that’s one way to get sued for slander. I’m guessing the station let her go to avoid any legal backlash directed her way.