Don’t you worry none, Mr. President, most state legislative and House districts are gerrymandered enough to guarantee a body of lick-spittle toadies to cushion you from much of the political fallout caused by your viciousness and ineptitude. *sigh*

There’s no such thing as a gratuitous Miller’s Crossing quote.

“No one from Boston should ever be allowed to make a Boston movie ever again.”

Because you’re Joan Crawford?

Sooooo, you have the episode introducing Day Man to the world at 109, and yet you want me to take your judgement seriously. Right.

He’s the Duke of New York. He’s A #1.

I always root for my fellow Pitt alums, but damn if Doug isn’t testing that practice right now. I guess that’s what you get for being coached by Paul Hackett?

Where do the Rams fit into this scheme?

It’s train wrecks like this that make me wanna to turn to my fellow spoiled, entitled Stillers fans and just say “Remember this when we have a down year. Now shut it, yinz!” 

Who among us hasn’t defecated outside of gas station and/or convenience store?

Somewhere, a Warhammer 40k fan just silently wept and came at once.

Clapping, but no rhythmic slapping. 

Speeding, gun, ganja = NFL Hat Trick.

No, the 9th is going to be even uglier. He’s going to incite to the best of his demagogic ability.

“All I can think of is that his supporters are so wrapped up in the idea that he’s somehow going to blow up everything and fix all their grievances with his tremendous stamina that they literally don’t care what he actually says.”

Dan Gilbert is the sort that wants government to mind its own business...when it comes to other people. This is crony capitalism at its worst.

This hurts this Pitt alum’s heart. But, hope springs eternal. Let’s go Pitt! Beat Penn State!

Mike Duncan’s History of Rome is a good one. You’d have to cherry-pick for time’s sake but that’s not too hard.

Sing about cities in dust?

I get the impression that Arcadius’ fecklessness contributed to this rift as he was given to dithering and being dominated by a corrupt eunuch whose interests did not match those of the Eastern Empire if not both sides as a whole.