No Jerome Bettis = Travesty.

The best advice I ever got about public speaking was from P.G. Wodehouse via Jeeves (naturally): you must despise your audience. Contempt will conquer fear and give you the necessary energy to carry the day.

Only if the OS lapses into Mr. Hoffman's filthy rants from Happiness.

MUSLIN SOCIALIST!

What I get from this (which is admittedly very little) is that the best hope in the near and medium-term is that we can find some sort of genetic algorithm for various early stage cancers. That would be easier than trying to decode every specific mutation, which seem to be potentially, effectively infinite if I…

When I saw the graphic, I thought this was an Onion article.

This.

It's too bad she didn't go to Fox. I'd love to see an MMA-style throwdown between her and Erin Andrews. It would be epic.

I haven't had that, so I'll reserve judgement. But my instinct says Founder's Breakfast Stout is 'Murica's finest.

"Unless you're Adrian Veidt or James Woods in Videodrome"...

Of course they bounce between those two poles. Witches be crazy, man!

Don't. Just don't. I'm still working out why I'm weirdly turned on by her. Can't escape your roots, I guess.

When I saw it was Mercer, I figured it was one of the idiots that never escaped the ol' hometown. Then I saw it came from the prison down the road, and I was relieved.

As a Pitt alum, I like it just fine. ;)

Odds are that alum and boosters will now clamor for the PSU administration to hire 'within the family.' Maybe Larry Johnson Sr. will get his chance next.

Peter King is already predicting that Romo will have a better game on Sunday than Cam Newton.

I can has gallery showing?

Why do I get the feeling that some of this condescension is coming from some old-school racial bias?

I hope this kids winds playing soccer at the D-I level. That'd be some poetic justice.

Y'know, there's a guy here in PA who would just love to correspond with these young lads. He's pretty well versed in sports and team spirit, so he'd have lots to talk about with them. In fact, he even used to coach a little football himself.