Well, at least Rupert's people are consistent about manufacturing bullshit across the board.

In the past few years, there are times I hated running. But I kept doing it. Now I'm sidelined with an injury. And despite the pain and time constraints training for a half-marathon has caused me in the past, being sidelined breaks my heart. Thank you for helping to remind me why I keep up with it.

And wasn't she just pure sex on two feet back in the day?

She's gonna get jock itch in her mose.

These lunkheads do not speak for all men. I LOVE women with a pixie cut. There's just something about it that gets me going.

I'm pretty sure she's the sexiest woman on the planet. Good Lord.

I didn't thins it would be possible, but this makes Jay Glazer's hand job of an interview look even worse.

Pushin' product, gettin' ratin's, everything else is detail.

Wonder how Fox News spins this photo?

White men are free to choose. All others must wait on our decisions.

Looks like a good homebase for a D&D campaign.

I heard Rick Pitino was mad he didn't get there first to get that bib for the same reasons.

Nero's dead, kid, you're ok.

Ted Cruz won't relinquish that title without a fight!

Well, they're not nearly as entitled as ol' Rand, so there's that.

Sounds like he'd be a perfect fit for the Eagles.

F'n Greeks.

The thing I remember the most from running last year's Philly Marathon (my only) was the massive depression that I felt for a week afterward. All that work and training and then...nothing. No running as I recovered, no goal for me to work toward, no more anticipation, no nothing. I was very crestfallen.

And then I jizzed in my pants.

Another fave (attributed) Napoleon quote: "Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence."