Now wait, that's not entirely fair; some of them only have chlamydia .

I can see the rest of the country having to perform a "Berlin Airlift" into Austin every year right around SXSW.

Damn you, Javier Bardem!

There's a Camden joke in this story somewhere, but Hell if I can tease it out.

Yeah, but according to Politico, it won't be a mandate if a majority of us white males voted against Obama, right?

Wasn't, that is. Me having English more gooder practice need.

As if this weren't already turning into a crap season for the Stillers. Yeesh.