Honestly, I think my family topped even Kanye’s Mother’s Day.
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Yes I just responded about my experience giving this diet a try because I'm already vegan (mostly) but sometimes vegetarian anyway/ I only got to 18 bananas a day and your mother is spot on. I puked my freaking guts out.
So your mom is saying stop at 50?
OKAY SO I texted my mom who is a doctor about this issue.
Look, y’all don’t have to believe this, but she actually wrote me and thanked me for calling her piece ‘hilarious.’ Everyone processes things differently, and sometimes a humorous tone helps express something difficult.
You sound nice
Gawker/Jezebel should restrict the use of the word shade to articles written/edited/review by her Woke Honor Judge Kara.
Harper Lee? Totally low energy. Complete loser. When was the last time she wrote a book? Have you seen the books I wrote. They have the best words in them. Not like her words. Did you hear that Atticus is racist? The blacks love me. Buy Trump Steaks.
Aw man... Now I miss him...
We have the votes. You might notice that Hillary still has the majority of them? That's because she's still more popular-with average people-than Bernie. All that is beside the point, though. Bernie isn't funding down-ticket races. His candidacy in the general would cripple the Democratic Party in the general. If he…
Dude, I’m fucking done with Sanders. I gave him a ton of money and I wish I could ask for it back. This fundraiser was done specifically to raise money for downballot candidates—the kind of congresspeople Sanders would actually need to fuel his imaginary revolution.
Oh yeah, that’s true. That is actually plastic surgery that is covered by insurance (which is a rare miracle). Ptosis can impair vision and that’s no joke. Upper blephs are medically necessary at that point. Although hers is even more hollowed out, fat-wise, than most.
I guess what I’m saying is that I thinking asking is rude, regardless of how different she looks. Again, could you imagine going up to your neighbor and saying something like, “Hey Denise, what’s up with your face?”
People sometimes do it for medical reasons - the eyelids tend to get heavier as you age. (Which can interfere with sight.)
In all fairness, it might not have been just a desire for round eyes; the eyelids could have been starting to impair her vision (or would have eventually started to). My stepmom’s doctor said she could likely get an eye lift actually covered by insurance because her lids (she’s southeast Asian, and her eye shape is…
Right. I forgot that women are supposed to be impossibly thin but still act like we can pound cheeseburgers and beers in public, Wolfgang. She should order the pasta and then just work out 16 hours when she gets home so she can appear less uptight to you.