Omg my best boyfriends!

Yes, that cartoon about the aardvarks. The sister’s name is Dora Winifred. We find that out in the episode where she is learning to write her name so she can get a library card.

Well. My mom who I love and adore (no sarcasm she is the best) called to tell me that I’m a “Real pretty girl. If only you’d slow down on the cookies.”

Bet you some of them are just really amazing Aunts.

Or perhaps: restraining order = automatic search for weapons and *confiscate*?

Background checks. Background checks. BACKGROUND CHECKS!

Its almost like people with tempers or impulse control issues should be the de facto shooter profile and not the mentally ill.

I mean. She's clearly a deep thinker with lots of fascinating ideas. Just look at this tagline.

I have never been less sexually attracted to a group of males in my life, and I’ve been to a ghost hunters expo.

are you kidding me with this shit

That will actually be 500 more days of Kristin.

How many times do people need to be told that the inherent implication behind black lives matter IS all lives matter?!?!

Cats are the only creatures who should be allowed to wear tiaras. This is the hill I’m dying on 😑

IF THEY DONT HAVE ACCESS TO A HAT, TIARAS ARE AN ACCEPTABLE ALTERNATIVE.

I am going to assume from this that you also demand tiaras on cats.

YOU THINK THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY. Haha. WELL THIS IS HOW IT STARTS, SUCKERS. A few seemingly UNRELATED stories: a girl in a tiara bites plane passenger. Homeless man bites people in Washington square park on St Patrick’s Day while wearing a diamond crown. Disgraced former scientist turned away from pentagon while…

Thank you for explaining this to the masses.

My brother and SIL have a Sam’s sized thing of ketchup in their pantry that my mom bought them when they got their first apartment together 12 years ago. They use it to remind themselves as parents, that they may love their kids and have the best intentions for everything and still not ever remember something as basic…