Please don't destroy it, but donate it to the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Memorabilia:

Depending on the time of year, I can get pretty fuzzy. I could also fend off the moose like a mutherfucker.

The brown-ish colored one looks a LOT like mine (Lucas)

I see someone didn't go to the European School of Luxembourg in 1993.

Elisabeth van Lawick van Pabst-Koch

"Timid and mystical" and "very social" seem antithetical. No? OK then.

She really turned out to be a class act, did't she? She has handled all of it with such serious grace, I completely admire the lengths she has gone to to ensure the wellbeing of her daughter's brothers.

I can honestly say I never thought I'd be in a position to admire the least plausible movie nuclear physicist of all time, but Richards deserves a lot of credit for how she's handled this. I don't think there are that many people who'd be willing to raise their ex's children from a subsequent marriage.

Please tell me that Denise Richards is going to have custody of his kids forever.

No. At least the dogs were actually wearing the tights. The cats have weird prosthetic stuffed tights attached to them. What is wrong with these cats? Where is their self-respect? My cats would have ripped that shit to shreds.

You better step off my man!

Oh honey, IT IS TO ME!

I dunno. I kinda like the Castro brother running San Antonio if only to see his daughter flip her hair during the Inauguration.

Given that the taxpayers bailed out Goldman Sachs, Ted-O is essentially getting gummint health care.

To continue down fairness lane, Ted Cruz could actually be married to a Michelle Obama clone and I would still find him to be the most repugnant, ill-mannered, no class man-boy that currently lives in these United States.

Don't have money: "Work hard like the rest of Americans, darkie! Stop complaining!"

Hell yeah, I love when mine says that I have "a very strong cervix."