Never forget.

I used to work with a bunch of good old Southern boys, and being none of those things, I was prepared to take their word on a lot of things. Hunting, check. Maintenance on the vintage Ford F-150, absolutely. Moonshine, no doubt. They totally had me going with the cow tipping thing for a while, but then they got cocky…

How much money do you think Maru's owner makes off of him? Because I am wondering if adopting cats until I find one who has a niche talent/marketable habit is a new potential career path.

I am absolutely exhausted just reading that. I have a black hair that grows out of a scar on my chin and I try to pluck it when I remember. I wash my hair as necessary. I shave my bikini line if I feel like wearing a tiny bikini but mostly I just wear boy shorts when swimming; otherwise, I don't shave. If I'm feeling…

I've really had it with today's dose of ignorant assholes.

A hairstyle that takes a long-term commitment to achieve is pretty much the opposite of faddish.

Oh you are on the Burt Diet! I am so happy to see that it's working for you!! Congrats and please send me photos of how you look, passed out face down in a pile of empty wine bottle and pizza crusts! I like to put them up next to my own.

Well, that escalated quickly.

Err. What? Don't make this about you. We can accept all bodies and be happy for people who achieve their weight loss goals at the same time.

Indeed.

I'm assuming this will get buried, but hey. As the organizer of the protest against Judge Baugh here in Billings last week, I think there are a few heartening notes to take away from this whole situation — among them, the fact that three women (two of whom were victims of abuse themselves) have spearheaded a…

Give Robin Thicke a break, guys. All he'll ever be is a poor man's Justin Timberlake.

It would've been so easy for her to just ask a publicist to craft an apologetic statement about the very problematic, racist bullshit her new image has put out. And then stop doing it. Would've been a really solid, awesome thing to do. I am disappoint.

I think you mean "NEW HAMPSHIRE'S OWN Seth Meyers!" (I'm sorry, it's just...I get excited...he's from my hometown...we don't get a lot of attention out here when it's not primary season. People keep thinking we're Vermont.)

Inconsolable, but happy to settle for Anderson Cooper.

What you just did is akin—to borrow a metaphor—to walking into a graduate-level philosophy class uninvited and asking the students if they are aware that the color blue you see may not be the same as the color blue they see.