Cute little piggy.

Virtual winking, like IRL winking, weirds me out in potentially flirty situations.

Would you like to be a dude? ;)

I refuse to punish myself because cavemen were too stupid to figure out carbs.

My toddlers hate it, but they still shit themselves so I don't trust their judgement yet.

I especially like, "One day maybe you'll "allow" me to make my own decisions about my own body?"

"Do you love talking shit, froyo, and yourself?"

If you're planning to eat his soul, I do hope you've prepared some side dishes. I'd hate for you to go hungry.

I bought these! I felt kind of silly but I really believe I will run faster with them on. I want to carry her spirit everywhere!

He was great on TWW, but Gus on Psych is a role that was pretty much constructed for him and he's perfect on that show. They should bottle up his chemistry with James Roday and sell it to the producers of sitcoms so sitcoms overall will suck less.

God I love Dule Hill, and he was magical in TWW.

Get at it Nancy. I'm just going to be over here, watching the comments roll in.

One of my close friends (and former housemate) just shared the picture of herself in the rotunda last night with what she describes as her "OMG I'm at a protest" face. I'm so fucking proud of her and everyone else in that sea of burnt orange (Hook 'em Horns) that reminded everyone that it's our responsibility to make…

Oh my goodness, y'all. I was in the senate chamber until we were starting to get cleared, which was probably around 12:30AM? I can't articulate how incredible it was. This is the stuff you read about in 9th grade American History and don't quite grasp the gravity of until you find yourself a part of it. My hands are…

You see, I disagree that the second one is hard to overcome, until an investigation is done.

I want to say a few things:

But we do decide who is guilty in plenty of he said/he said mutual affray cases. Where the guy who hits first is the felon, and the guy who hits second is not.

I feel the need to point some things out, after reading comments here:

he just tells me not to worry and i say ok