My only takeaway from this? Confirmation that it's definitely a good idea to let my dogs sleep in my bed with me.

That is an excellent point. I guess I'll let them fade away into a comfortable middle age.

YES. So anticlimactic. They just end up as normal boring people who settled down super young? No.

Ohhhh, that would totally work in a Pride and Prejudice sort of way.

I really want that to be a real fountain and not photoshop. Please tell me it's real.

I AM SO JEALOUS OF THE PROGRESS YOU HAVE MADE ON THE PLAN! How will I ever win him at this rate?

Great. Now I have to move to Seattle and come up with an elaborate scheme so I can meet Coleman, make him fall in love with me, and have his babies. I wonder if I'll have to finally learn how football is played for this plan to work...

Wait, are they a couple IRL (at least sometimes)? I always assumed it was a shtick between best friends, but it would make me weirdly happy if they are together (but none of this on-again, off-again crap).

For the record, I am starring only the first portion of your comment, as pie is better, and strawberry shortcake is the exception that proves the rule.
(Also because I giggle every time I see your username . Mostly that, actually.)

Me too. Before I clicked the link, I was wondering if walking his dog was a euphemism. I'm glad there was actually a dog in the pic along with the other...

Right? I read that and was properly put in my place—that is what I was thinking, but Dodai is right. It sucks to find out something you love might be worse for you than previously thought.

I think this calls for a hug!

Maybe? I don't remember the arms being thrown up, but there was definitely a disdainful eyeroll that I love. Go ahead and post him! I generally prefer the below gif in response to people being ridiculous, but spreading the word about Kid Fury might outweigh fuzzy bunny falling over... It's hard to say...but I do…

You take that back about ice cream! Actually...ice cream is nasty at room temperature...carry on.

That...is amazing.

Kid Fury, via a fantastic gif.

I can't star this comment enough.

So I'm safe from the evils of racism in Alaska? Awesome (oh wait). Also, BostonAfroRican, you are my favorite for introducing me to an awesome comedian/internet scholar last year.

That's actually totally reasonable and smart—you should do that for any special event if it isn't included in home ins or a business' general liability insurance. "Needing" insurance because one's life will be ruined if the $2k photog's memory card fails...not so much...

I get that the chair in and of itself is art, but her using it as an actual chair is in direct opposition to the point he was presumably trying to make.