Right? She's so much better than him. He had to resort to a childish reaction because he's not half as intelligent as her.

Aubrey Plaza was born to play me.

You ladies are awesome! Thanks for representing us so well. I'm so sad I couldn't be there.

One of the amazing ladies in the pic on top introduced me to both jezebel and the concept of rape culture. It was killing me when people were posting about this on facebook and I couldn't hop on a plane to go down and join them. SO PROUD.

Actually, I'm wrong, but I can't edit the damn post now. Fuh.

Many of these may be pretty hokey organizations, but I'm wary of the original article—the way it divides revenues and expenses are not numbers that they could pull from the non profits' tax filings, which they claim as their source material.

Right? Gawker media is graycist!

Thank you! I was about to do a search for this.

I'm thinking that there are girls who agreed to the threesomes, but did not report it to the press...because...yeah, not too hard in Austin.

I'm not going to lie. It took me a minute, too. Silly Dan, lots of men have the same diet as lesbians.

Yes! Thank you! I hope they do it.

It is known.

I wish this could be the top story today. Brava, Kristin.

It would make me ridiculously happy if it was linguistics PhD.

I think most of these guys think that they do have that level of nuance. Kind of like you know someone isn't that smart when they tell you they watch The Big Bang Theory and appreciate its smart nerd humor. Sigh. No.

True stor (also, avoidance of the issue at hand!): Thanks to growing up in Texas and getting better (but still, not comprehensive) sex ed at our liberal (for Texas) church than at school, I spent 7th grade thinking that oral sex was making out heavily. No one would explain it, what it was and, being smart enough to…

That is such a good point. His own fans just disproved his argument...

We could all easily respond to these psychos by giving them their own medicine, but they aren't worth the time (seriously, what kind of psycho thinks it's okay to write stuff like that?). I will say...men like this are why dating can be so f'ing scary. What if you end up meeting one of these guys and when you reject…

You just made me think, "I want that! That's what I'm holding out for! Isn't true love beautiful?" in response to a fart story. Well done.

I dated a guy like that once. Years later, and I view that relationship as the opposite of the-one-that-got-away. As in, thank-GOD-he-broke-up-with-me-when-I-was-too-stupid-to-do-it-myself-because-I-would-be-completely-miserable-with-that-POS.