See, there's a reason they didn't poll me. I probs would've ruined the sketch's whole hypothetical basis by underbargaining.

Adam, you've already created the perfect shirt to explain how I feel about this career choice:

he's also friends with Jon Stewart, who is leisurely reading at a bus stop one block away.....

What are they, crazy? But then again, what you don't see is that his friend Jon Hamm is standing 10 feet away and offering a dollar plus gum, so.

except that people *do* say this stuff to overweight people. It's not about overweight vs. Underweight. It's about encouraging EVERYOBE to back off about other peoples bodies.

In my experience, University Health Services BARELY qualify as medical professionals.

Nothing but boorish mannerisms from these Yale-ies. Harumpf.

A hippogriff rampant would be the coolest logo in all sports.

Points for listing viable alternatives. I am loving the "Washington Hippogriffs", it would be the coolest logo and would really appeal to the Merovingian demographic.

I just cut my hair like hers last Saturday. I stand by my choice.

This is SO inspiring. Gymnastics is so often criticized for squashing creativity by forcing girls to be as beautiful dancers as they are powerhouse tumblers, reducing dance to pretty wrist flicks juxtaposed with insane tumbling, and look at this girl! She is absolutely KILLING IT, she's made her routine utterly her…

I'm still waiting on the "good reason" other than "it's how it's always been done."

/Clicked the first video

Well she *is* in college, you pedant/spoilsport/dreamcrusher.

She is famous because she may eventually become the King's Consort, and possibly the King's mum.

Brief synopsis of my thoughts, upon seeing these photos:

This guy!