As someone who has been trying on bathings suits for about 30 years, I can say I always check the bottoms before trying them on, because yes, I've seen pubes, secretions, and blood in there. It's unfortunate that the staff doesn't check for these things a little better, but I wouldn't even go so far as to call it…

....people take their underwear off when trying on swimsuits?

Fallopian.

Constantly ask for her input on things and really listen to her, forcing her to make decisions. Set her up for future defeminisation by encouraging her to do whatever job she likes and to continue advancing. See if you can get her to make more money than you. Buy her some pants. Then you tell her it's been a long…

What would that even entail? Redecorating the house while she's out? Doing the dishes behind her back?

Is the next article going to be how to defeminate a woman?

Team baby all the way.
I love animals; during many points in my less than ideal childhood they were my only friends. But you better believe that if one of my pets just snapped and went after my child I'm not going to turn around and leave the room to go get a spray bottle to see if that works first. Like wtf people??…

So you're telling me that if you saw a cat scratching the fuck out of a baby you'd react in the most reasonable way possible? Sorry, but baby > cat. And anyone who thinks differently is an asshole.

I guess stand your ground (or kick your cat) applies here. Still, I'd kinda be too embarrassed to call 911 for chrissakes (animal control mayhaps but, yeesh).

Yeah, I would absolutely beat kick you hard enough to get you the fuck away from my baby if you were attacking it. Why wouldn't I do the same to an animal attack my baby?

Have you ever had a 22 pound cat attack a less than 20 pound infant? You use what's on hand (or foot) to get it off.

Not knowing the situation, you cannot actually claim that kicking it did nothing. If a cat attacked my baby child, the first fucking thing is do is boot the fucker away. My primary goal is GET CAT OFF CHILD, considering how to do that in anything but the absolute fastest way would not even register in my mind,…

Apparently, it wasn't just a "scratch". The cat attacked the baby, and the baby needed medical attention. I am a crazy dog lady who worships her puglet, but I'm all for manhandling an animal to protect a baby. Seems like a natural response to me.

Reason with it

It's soooo important that you give love and attention to your pets after you have a baby, they can and will get jealous! Also, I understand the defensive reaction, but please don't KICK your pets. This family probably should find a better home for the cat, as the cat doesn't sound like he's great with kids and the…

The 1980s: if you didn't have hair, you weren't there. I spent two full years with hair that almost as bad as this:

When I was five years old in 1980 my mom told me if there was ever a big bright light in the sky (i.e. mushroom cloud via some cold war shit) we weren't hiding from it and were going outside. Sorry — unless you've gotten THAT speech, you're not really a child of the 80s.

But he's also this guy!

James Spader. Rich, arrogant, asshole from Pretty in Pink. He pretty much was the standard of which all other spoiled brats were modeled in the 1980's.

The only thing Millennials need to know about the 80's is this guy: