I've been stuck in weather like this.

Here in DC we had a 2-3" rush-hour mix of ice and snow about two years ago. It was the perfect combination of events.

Why are we bashing Atlanta drivers, exactly? They're unprepared, and unfortunate.

"To everything there is a season (turn turn turn),

Mmmmm James Spader.
Also, hair loss has no bearing on a man's sexiness. Case in point: Chris Meloni.

I know. How the mighty have fallen. He looks more like Phil Collins these days.

Now, I don't wanna hear any more shit about black men have "children all over town." Ain't that right, Franklin?

To be fair, I think any conversation with Daniel Craig might begin or end with "I love you" as just a knee jerk reaction.

Snuka will probably claim the death was the result of an act of God, as is usually the case with Argentino sock-her controversies.

You can't deny that it had some teeth to it.

I thought it was rather tasteful.

Your move, Suarez.

Also-showering before bed helps me justify washing my sheets less often! Which saves water! Or so I tell myself.

I've heard PTA bath. You can imagine what those letters stand for.

I'm wondering how long it's going to take before Mata is in shape to put in a full effort. He's only played in 17 matches this season, and has only played a full 90 twice. I'm a Chelsea fan, so I'm sad to see him go after the last couple of season he's put in, but it was obvious Mourinho wasn't going to use him and…

Seriously, its like the two worst people you know taking digs at one another and you just sit there laughing. One's a terrible human being and the other is a website staffed by 90% terrible human beings. The only winners here are WoC who get to laugh at the racists and their stans.

I'll bet you $10,000 dollars the Jezebel writers still don't get why their $10,000 stunt was bad.

Did Jezebel just take credit for the inclusion of a POC on Girls?

Right??

About 50% more people read coverage of Dunham alone on this site in one week than watched her show.

I'm not going to lie, I'm only on jez for Ninjacate, Kyosuke, kshortie16, and a few others but watching this Jez/lena dunham meltdown has been hilarious. Its like watching the two annoying white girls at a party trying to out annoy the other one.