Once at a Burlesque show I requested I stand in front of a man and he said NO. Um, excuse me!? We were on bleachers, I would already be a head shorter than you without being on a lower riser, and we were reasonably far from the stage. You can't move one more foot away from the boobs gyrating on the floor of the stage…

"Historically black colleges and universities (HBCUs) are institutions of higher education in the United States that were established before 1964 with the intention of serving the black community." (wikipedia)

Exactly!!! I consider myself fair-skinned and I'd need a mahogany woodstain and a paintbrush to achieve this colour...

Please lawd, let it be the Game!

I think it's called "Caramel" and all three of them have had this color for years.

[Stares longingly out the window]

Why is it SO GODDAMN EASY to "make" a man feel emasculated? If you're a man, how can we "make" you do anything? Aren't you responsible for your own feelings? If you feel disrespected, address it in an assertive (as opposed to aggressive) way. Stop blaming women for your pitiful self image, we're not the reason you…

Men feeling "emasculated" and "obsolete" is the fault of patriarchy, not feminism. No one is going to cry a single tear for men who have teh sadz because they can't be manly men without feeling superior to their female spouses. This is what it comes down to. Patriarchy teaches you that "I earn more, I'm the manly head…

If being in a relationship with a woman who makes more money than you and/or has a higher position than you makes you feel that you are becoming obsolete, maybe you should be mocked for being silly, immature, and sexist. So now, on top of everything else that women have to deal with, we have to comfort men for…

Are you feeling insecure and sad?

Thanks. Deadspin ought to have mainpaged this. They are saving room for Howard's next Olivier Giroud ball sniffing article I guess.

I'm an Arsenal fan and while I was riding on the subway a man came up to me (I was wearing an Arsenal jersey) and said "Arsenal! The Gunners! I am a huge fan!" I decided to talk to him about the game that was earlier that morning, in which he said "Arsenal were great, Gerrard scored a nice goal for us!"

Still nothing about The Most Important American Soccer Player being transferred to Toronto FC?

Europe - "football"

Ronaldo may be the most unduly criticized athlete on the planet. I am glad to see him finally get the recognition he deserves. Without him, both Madrid and Portugal are vastly different squads.

Ronaldo: [sobbing]
Ronaldo: "This means...so much..."
Ronaldo: [sobs some more]
Ronaldo: "It's...it's so, so, shiny."
Ronaldo: [bursts into tears]
Ronaldo: "I look beautiful!"