For a while now, I've been thinking that if you wanted to make an adaptation of the Silmarillion, the way to do it would be to do a sort of animated anthology, with individual animators each taking on a story in their own style. That said, this is legitimately awesome.

Littlefinger marrying Sansa would be creepy as hell. I'm hoping she learns all he has to teach about politics and destroys him with it.

So I'm not the only one who read it that way. Yay! And now I want to watch This is Spinal Tap.

Cosmic Spirograph.

I think it was an honest question because most Alabama fans don't really know what English sounds like.

Trebek: "This controversial sheriff of Maricopa County is famous for rounding up nonwhites and making them wear pink underpants in his jail."

Chuck D: "What's a smiling face when the whole state's racist?"

Who is Melle Mel? Not Grandmaster Flash.

"This rapper boasted he was 'Ready to Die'...

Ooh and ahh? Just like your mother said last night, Trebek.

Stephen Chow didn't just direct God of Cookery, he also directed Kung Fu Hustle, which is probably the best movie ever made, though he has not been on a hot streak recently.

Magic Johnson wore 32 because it was his T-Cell count.

There are also some kids who will be in the NBA within the decade who will know Michael Jordan only as the Hanes underwear pitchman, just as kids from my generation only knew Joe DiMaggio as the Mr. Coffee spokesman.

I had a similar revelation when I made my BF kill a bug the other day. It occurred to me that if feminism meant I need to kill my own bugs, I want NONE of it.

Sure you guys can get excited for your pretty CGI movies, my most anticipated is Evangelion 3.0!!!!

Seriously. Go take your kid to see a movie with bunnies.

Well, my brother made me watch Akira when I was 8 and I was fine!

Listen, despite the fact that the New Yorker is blowing so much smoke up Martin Scorsese's ass that he could be the house in UP, this was a great, great movie.

When I was about five, I got out of bed to bug my mom for some bullshit reason and accidentally walked in on her watching a movie which, in retrospect, was clearly about the French Revolution. I crossed the threshold into the living room just in time to see my first decapitation. I turned right around and went back to…