Add glow in the dark urine for those mexicans who stole something they shouldn't

That's what I have at my house and some years I don't even bother put that tree up.

Lights? Who needs lights when you have a beautiful tree like this one.

Real candles or GTFO.

I like my Christmas lights like I like my gated communities: lily white.

Boy, that escalated quickly

If your pee is green, there is one other possible cause.....blue water in the toilet.

Jennifer Lawrence isn't your friend, she's an actor. She works for the entertainment industry which means she has a responsibility to manage her public persona. And that means you have no idea who she really is. Does she seem like an authentic, funny, talented, smart person? Absolutely. Does she seem like somebody you…

Aww! why not I got excited for a second!

Yea, I can see how this would be irritating. Despite some of the really problematic language here (wtf is a "black event"?), at least the author is kind of consistent about referring to "Americans"? So I guess in this context they probably think they don't need to spell out every single time that they are talking…

Can't wait for your dissertation about their draw to Hpnotiq. I bet it will be groundbreaking.

It sounds like your exes were not so much needy as had personality disorders. The real question is why did you put up with unreasonable demands and suicide threats? That is not normal behavior. If you end up dating women like this repeatedly, the problem is not with women in general, but with whatever attracts you to…

Welcome straw man, I was wondering when you'd show up. If that did happen to you, I am truly sorry for the evilness of the world. Regardless of whether that or any other instances people toss out are hypotheticals, I stand by the fact that behavior may well have been risky. That doesn't make it their fault in any…

I cannot beleive you would end this story with a reference to Miley, even if that's for "perspective". Since my great grandfather was murdered during La Violencia, my perspective of this is plain contempt and disgust; so I'm going to give you much unsolicited advice on how to write about conflict:

Suggesting that women shouldn't get hammered is not blaming the victim. It's smart advice suggesting ways to decrease risk. There is literally nothing that makes a victim responsible for being sexually assaulted. You should not need to alter your behavior because some people are soulless cretins. But there are…

This shit is ages old. It still boils down to: women should not have appetites. Women need to contain themselves, and be contained, in all aspects.

I was once told that not being needy made me less feminine. Which made me laugh for a really long time, which probably wasn't the reaction the guy was expecting.

Dude here, men are just as needy they just manifest it through anger or aggression rather than talking. Usually.

Exactly! He sounds just like the last guy I dated... We went out for 3 months and he was what I call a branch-swinger - someone who is never single but jumps from one relationship to another.

One hasn't the energy or patience to engage with all the myriad fragments of misinformation you're spewing, so this short lesson will have to do for now: Nigella Lawson's family's politics are not her own. She is widely known to be notoriously liberal, donates vast amounts of money to progressive causes and has been a…