I so need to deal with my cabinet it's unreal. Shit is falling. Springforms are separated. I need uppers to be able to try.

You don't have cast iron or copper?

As someone who is too old to give a fuck about that movie (I had to Google it), I'm shaking my head. That douche is clearly not a Smiths fan.

This is a fact-free zone.

Don't you come all up in here with facts, information and nuance!

McDonalds?! I bet Bojangles would have had you (and the baby)

"I've never heard my wife or any woman I associate with talk about this kind of stuff"

They don't tell you because they don't trust you.

Can't be too serious since she's back home. Making your parents (especially your dad) cry is low.

These guys would have handled her better.

...and not allowing when there's no proof could violate the custody agreement. NICE!

While I wish they had called 911, evidence was needed for this. This will cut through some of the red tape.

It is very difficult to get a police job around here without being some kind of minority (it has to be said) and without knowing someone on the inside. The intelligence qualifications are minimal at best

The last time I was pulled over, I slowed down with flashers on and pulled into the bank drive through.

Naahh. It was already on his mind. The opportunity would eventually present itself.

This is why I always thought thongs were gross.

Yep skinny and fat folks in my fam have had it.

Less than Zero spader!

I would love to be the transcriptionist! RAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!

I have 2 cats. I love them. I would not privilege them over a baby.