This is insulting to Chinese food, people learning to read, books with lots of pages, Amazon, and people who shave anywhere on their bodies.

HAS HUMANKIND LEARNED NOTHING FROM PAST ATROCITIES?

Yo, hamster, Imma let you finish, but Teddy has the best corn-eating video OF ALL TIME.

I can think of a million other people I'd look like before I chose Rupert Murdoch as a disguise.

I always have such a love/hate relationship with these things. I always end up overly fascinated by people who have strong familial resemblances.

It's Kinja, not the iPad. From what I've gathered, it has a lot of kinks with iPads and newer iPhones. see:

Needs more cowbell.

When people try to tell me that spiders aren't terrifying and evil because they eat bugs, I ask why we can't have something that looks adorable and eat bugs? Thank you, bats, for coming to the rescue.

I agree completely. Here in Canada, Ryan's been on the national radar for a while now but it still did my heart good to see those watery eyes and his warm embrace of Dorothy Landry, another side to someone so very young. It suggests that his emotional I.Q. is developing nicely alongside his intellectual and musical…

Well, the CBC would be our equivalent of your PBS. I could actually envision PBS doing an equally tasteful and restrained job were they overseeing the meet-up and subsequent broadcast. Otherwise, though, I'd have to agree with you that the rest of American teevee would have managed to overdo this, big time.

o my dear lord, even with the warning, i was completely caught off guard at 2:01; before that i was thinking 'well, the kid's a bit stoic, but this is still really sweet,' and then immediately at 2:01 i started *sobbing*

lol @ aubrey o'day. yeah okay, sure.

What's a "TV", and why is it necessary? Netflix, Hulu and free streaming sites FTW.

Sure, why not? I never understood the preference for smooth, hairless male bodies.

For a second I thought you meant the other Kevin Smith...

Seconded. WTF?

You know I've had a thing for chest hair since I was 10 and fell in love with Ares from Xena. Always the rebel, while my friends were pining away for the Backstreet Boys and N'Sync I was thinking about Kevin Smith and his rippling muscles. Is that weird? Maybe that's weird.

It didn't even occur to me that he didn't shave his chest. I just sam MAN CHEST. Do most men shave their chests now? Like real life men?