I don't even know how much my wedding cost. It was a Vegas thing on the heels of what was undoubtedly the greatest tragedy of my ex's and my life. Note to all, do not get married following an awful life changing event to "have something good to look forward to." Anyway, it was probably less than $3k total.

I have 32Gs and am contemplating a major reduction. Doctors, bf, friends and family all seem to think that I should only go down to a D because I have a naturally curvy body, but I think if I was to make the decision in a vacuum, I'd want to go down to a B. The idea of having very small breasts is appealing to me. I'm…

ETA: I still don't have a fuckin' clue what you mean. I feel dumb.

so... i don't understand.

Um, he's being a fucking animal, and you should not stand for this.

Ok so am I crazy for asking my husband to use tp to wipe up pee dribbles from the floor at the base of the toilet? Because he swears I am the worst nag in the world for doing this. I just don't want my pant hem in piss every time I go! He even goes as far as to deny that it's pee and couldn't possibly have gotten…

That is despicable.

OMG, at least you stayed on the train with your friend. My very first overnight train in India (which everyone will tell you to never, ever, ever take alone) the girl of the couple I was traveling with melted down completely and bolted from the train just as it began to move. Her boyfriend went after her and I didn't…

Oh, postpartum depression, how you robbed me of my dignity.

I once had a total weeping, enraged meltdown at a college boyfriend for eating the two-day-old remains of dessert from the Cheesecake Factory.

This was completely over the top, and I should be embarrassed, but if I'm being honest? This is one of my favorite stories about myself.

I LOVE THIS ONE. One perk of having borderline personality disorder is that I have so many I could chose.

Not me (emotionally repressed 4 lyfe) but my then-14-year old sister:

When I studied abroad, I was placed in a campus apartment with a guy who was really hard to get along with; he conversed by going on the attack and insulting other people, their families, their countries, their habits - anything guaranteed to get a reaction. One day, I had just come home from the gym. I was cold,…

My mom and I traveled to China a few years ago. It was a last minute arrangement, and I had recently stopped taking the pill so that I could try for a pregnancy. The trip happened to coincide with my menstrual cycle and my first period in 10 years.

When I was younger and a single overworked mother of an overactive 2 year old I had a mortifying public meltdown. My daughter was usually very well behaved but this day she decided to test her new found sense of independence in Macys. She was doing the typical bratty two year old stuff...throwing things...hiding in…

I'm normally a very nice person who values politeness and kindness- until this one day. I had just moved from a pedestrian-friendly city to one that required a car, and was still adjusting to car culture when I got really sick and had to go to the doctor. The office was in one of the busiest areas of the city, and I…