You may want to take a second to read "non-tabloid covers" in the original post and calm your ass down.

lets be honest, if she was into politics, she'd have taken ISIS down by now

I would only pay that much for doll furniture if it were carved by Lester Freamon himself.

I don't understand. There's a mention of Charlie Hunnam and nudity, and yet no one has posted even one single CharlieHunnamSexGif. Is something wrong? Is everyone feeling ok?

Me too. Meeeee too.

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

Kelly and Michael mentioned this on LIVE today and both of them seem disappointed that Thicke had to pay up, and the announcement was also met with tepid audience response, which made me disappointed in Kelly and Michael AND their twirpy audience, because who in the hell wanted Lord of the Sweaty Douchebags and "New…

Every day on the internet I trade a little innocence for knowledge.

Erin you da real MVP

Burt's Bees standard beeswax lip balm, obviously.

Burt's Bees standard beeswax lip balm, obviously.

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather. The crack looks like I've been punch in the lip (and it does bleed if it gets too dry). Started using Burt's and haven't had it happen for an entire year.

Burt's Bees has been my go to. There is one part of my lip that cracks and breaks during dry or really cold weather.…

I have to accept the fact that it will always take me a full minute to distinguish between the directors with the last name Anderson.

Canada does not get to see the hot brothers.

I've got a present for him.

THERE IS NO REASON WHY FUCKING CINDERELLA NEEDS A WAIST THAT SMALL. NONE.

NO. FIGHT ME.

"She finds power in stealing men away from other women. It's really strange."

Karrueche and Amber Rose should do a project together: