About two years back, deathvalleyconsort and I went to a friend's birthday party dressed as Daria and Trent. At a party of 30 people, 2 people knew who we were. In that moment, I wasn't just dressed as Daria, I became Daria. And, that party became my Brittany.

ANNE OF GREEN GABLES HOLDING BREATH STARTING NOW.

My twins are on the autism spectrum. They are verbal and high functioning so they don't have a lot of the "bad" traits people associate with autism. Still, I get so pissed when people say they don't want vaccines because "Autism!" because they rather risk their kids dying painful deaths then have kids like mine.

"Look how much coconut water from a young coconut!! Very energizing. Very good."

They are more ignorant than ignoring the problem. This stuff doesn't happen in major cities. It's in the small towns with a large native population that stuff like this is common place.

I doubt that the police officers were Inuit.

Oh for fuck's sakes. I'm a white lady in Canada and I never got cuffed or put in the back of a police car when parties got shut down. They just sent me home. The things people think they can get away with just because of someone's skin colour...

Lumpy-butt here, too. People just can't handle our lumps, girl.

Duh.

We should all wear whatever the hell we want. Despite the title of this article, that's what real adults do. So, if you have a class ring and it makes you look and feel good, go for it.

Lego Movie snubbed???????

This is garbage.

The MoH couldn't cancel her airfare for the destination wedding and ended up haunting the same resort area during the wedding, posting selfies from the bar.

I was in a wedding party where the bride booted the maid of honor from the wedding during the bachelorette party. Excessive booze, crying, hot tub fighting - it was all very Real Housewives-esque.

I like to think of it as sort of being a fundamentally unfair dice game. Hemsworth has 3 dice to Theron's 2 or whatever and high roll wins.

I once severed my tongue (did you know they could reattach those?) in a library, on the first day after their renovations (I ended up volunteering there 15 years later, it was apparently legend.) I tripped and bit it clear off.

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

Yeah, I'm usually very careful about where I read to avoid spoilers so I don't have to be that spoilers guy, but this is fucking ridiculous, Jezebel. Like honestly. I've been watching this shitty show for seven fucking years to have you people ruin it for me? I haven't been on twitter, or facebook, or morning after,…

*I'll* be the OMG SPOILERS person: