I have a daughter with cerebral palsy and the number of people marketing YL oils as a "cure" for spasticity in CP support groups is downright DISGUSTING. CP is caused by damage to the brain, and no amount of lavender scented bullshit is going to fix that. I also have two kids that are adopted, and the amount of oil…

How dare you wear that dress that I love and that turns me on and that I fantasize about! Take it off immediately, while I watch, and put on this drab black number!

You need that on your gravestone. "Was called a lying bitch by Roseanne Barr".

I need to pick up the World of Ice and Fire, if only for the artwork. My eBook version is pitiful.

I need to pick up the World of Ice and Fire, if only for the artwork. My eBook version is pitiful.

Why: It's the best value you can get for the money. If you want the best hardware you can buy, the best customer support you can get, and the best OS support for the hardware, look no further. I suggest buying direct from Google to get the best experience, but I've had mine for almost a year now and I would buy it…

No. 4 Con is accurate. Benjamin Bratt anyone? He is handsome, so is Idris Elba or Jimmy Smits or John Cho or an unlimited number of other baes of color. I'm still a bit miffed that Charlie Hunnam isn't included in People's round up. I'm sure he feels like he's done all of those ass shots on Sons of Anarchy for naught.

Omigod, like, a ton of people say it! Off the top of my head I can list half a dozen— Kanye, Kris, Kendall, Kylie, Kourtney, Khloe...

Ok, I'm huge into the Rihanna Rihport. But, can we not do the whole "capitalize every other letter" and "stylishly (?) misspell words" thing? That was irritating.

Seconded. I miss Regretsy.

This now makes me want to create a new Pinterest board in which I pin things like this, and label them entirely with word combos from the Guy Fieri Flavortown Dish Generator like "Punk Rock Reggie's triple X pork honk with Tuscan-style beef taffy."

I'm pretty sure Jaden Smith is just on his way to a wedding.

As a Jezzie: Nope, good article, well reasoned responses. Often we'll object to talk of being "friend-zoned" because it means that the girl in question is being "girlfriend-zoned," which generally indicates an attitude of entitlement etc.

I'm SO MAD that this guy is giving advice so us ladies can stop hearing the "friendzone" bitch from guys! And telling a guy to communicate with his girlfriend to spice up their relationship! That makes me SO—-no, wait, I'm thinking of happy. My mistake.

I would get married just to have the tastings. Day after day of delicious free food from vendors who want to please me with their finest offerings.

This is really gross.

Because the term "Friend Zone" implies a) that it's done maliciously and b) that being friends is the fail state of attraction.

Being told that being friends is the worst thing ever to happen to a guy is pretty damned insulting.

Folks are more likely to complain about what Jezebel is gonna do than Jezebel is to complain about an article.

Okay, this might be unpopular, and I understand if you ignore it. But I really dislike this post. Like, a lot.

I got married a year ago, and at the time I found there to be quite a bit of anti-wedding bias on the Jezebel editorial staff; a good deal of the wedding-related posts were mocking traditions or, worse,…

I remember friends asking me if I was going on a diet after I got engaged. I said "nope" and I deliberately chose a nice, structured dress in which I felt comfortable eating. Do not regret.