This is a bad idea, suspending him would actually help Boston.

"Whats the dumbest sentence I can start an article with about a tied series after 4 games...?"

More coverage of hockey is a welcome idea.

"Cock y asshole" is where Len Dawson's cancer was discovered, according to ESPN Deportes.

David Crosby's scoring drought on the other hand, eventually ended with an old copy of Swank and a test tube.

But then we wouldn't get to see him in the playoffs!

Mark Madden is the biggest, literally and figuratively, piece of shit in Pittsburgh.

I watched the entire race live and it took until Sunday morning to see a horse's ass.

Indeed, there was Too Much Man:

That's any hockey game where you get 51 pucks on net though. The Bruins definitely have SGS (Sour Grape Syndrome), they are a team of jerks and thugs with bad attitudes.

They feature the single best defensive forward, blueliner, and netminder in the league....

Not to worry. Once Marchand and Chara get back to diving you'll see more powerplay chances and goals.

Diseased Asshole Has Diseased Asshole, May Soon Be Deceased Asshole.

In related news, JR Smith has changed his name to...

the Pacers also claim they've had a boycott in effect since the playoffs started.

because deadspin made up a story that pens fans booed Crosby and were negative towards him

Fuck Cleveland.

Honestly why is this notable?

It's true - besides those many playing years in which Mario HAD CANCER and UNRETIRED TWICE, his stats were never dragged down.

You obviously haven't watched the series. It wasn't just because of one errant pass. He's been doing it all series. You're just going to conveniently ignore that Pittsburgh fans propped Fleury up all game with chants despite the fact that he doesn't deserve them. Standards are high in Pittsburgh. You have two players…