Yeebus
Yeebus
Yeebus

You chose a Physicist to discuss the idea of Proof and an Algebraic Geometer to discuss the idea of Statistical Significance. They did okay, but....

I don't know why he was so devastated. Everyone knew they were going to lose!

Tom, I already have Monday morning's headline ready to go for you:

He always did play better in the snow.

Except that was EXACTLY my original point as demonstrated within the following excerpt of my original statement:

I like golf just fine. It's just a game, though, and it doesn't save lives or feed people. That's not a subjective belief, and hence neither is the lack of Mickelson's contribution to society. Here's what a subjective belief would sound like: You're a professional douchebag.

Please stop using the word "professional". His chief societal contribution involves batting a tiny ball into a hole with a stick. Professors, scientists, doctors, lawyers - these are professionals.

I wasn't making that argument at all, but I can see how you might have misinterpreted as you possess the education level of a toddler. Please respond in English next time, or just go off yourself now and save the world the trouble...

I couldn't agree more. Lundquist is a perfectly good goaltender, but there is no reason to put him above contemporaries who are just as great and have actually been successful (for instance, Quick and Crawford being outstanding in net and winning Cups).

And yet, the Bruins can't seem to play with the Habs this year...

Pictured: Two beards.

Incroyable!

It was the worst thing I could think to post.

WHO'S SHOUTING!?!?

Yes, the fracture in his vagina....

Whoawhoawhoa...."Highly-respected"?

No, if you'd written "sideways" I would have explained that a person who is turned to the side could easily have their head move sideways when hit in the chest, much like Stepan's did. Regardless, it would be impossible for me to be less of a tool.

That is correct. I believe that attempting (and apparently failing) to teach you the difference between the directions "backward" and "sideways" makes ME look like a much bigger dick, and that is why I am continuing to do it.

1. I don't hate the Rangers, and if Prust had an actual intent to injure, he would have just put his elbow into Stepan's neck. That would warrant 5 and a game.

His head does not go backwards. He is turned to the side. Also, you do not understand physics.