Yeebus
Yeebus
Yeebus

Clearly, this is the worst haircut Diane Keaton has ever received.

Science's contribution to society >> Football's contribution to society

Like a true Demolition Man, he demolished that ball into the corner.

From East to West: Leaders, Legends, Losers, Contracted.

One can only hope that Messi gets a SERIOUS tax break for this.

No, you like UFC, but it's not on every night...

Here's an easy fix to stop the anger - pick a new team. The Flyers are the shittiest, stupidest, and least-deserving franchise in sports. They have always embraced the "Broad Street Bullies" label that consistently threatens to make the NHL a garage league. There are a number of teams out there that favor skill,

All of this Deadspin knobgobbling can only mean one thing:

Neymar Does It Again: Flops, Talks Smack, Flops, Flops, Then Flops, Sets Up to Flop, and Flops Winning Goal

Pictured: The nadir of Noah Wylie's acting career.

The Hawks made the playoffs exactly 1 time between 1997 and 2008. They stunk WELL before 2003. As for the Leafs, they've had some success making the playoffs. Unfortunately, in the past 50 years they've won their division 1 time and finished 2nd exactly 5 times. I feel like that screams futility....

I was refuting this statement:

The Flyers and the Philadelphia media deserve each other herpes.

In the past 23 years, the Pens missed the playoffs 4 times. There were 4 years between Lemieux and Crosby/Malkin. Not decades like Leafs, Kings, Islanders, or Hawks futility.

Considering the size of the respective buildings, the numbers say you're not even close to the truth...

Wait, wait, wait.....I'm on the SKILLED team???

No, clearly I'M one of the skilled players he's talking about...

Skilled? Who me?

Perhaps the Bruins celebrated TUUUUUUUUUUUUUU soon?

The Hawks are winning games because they are faster and just as physical as the Bruins, and they score goals around the net. That is the only difference in the series - the goaltenders are effectively even.