In the past 23 years, the Pens missed the playoffs 4 times. There were 4 years between Lemieux and Crosby/Malkin. Not decades like Leafs, Kings, Islanders, or Hawks futility.

Considering the size of the respective buildings, the numbers say you're not even close to the truth...

Wait, wait, wait.....I'm on the SKILLED team???

No, clearly I'M one of the skilled players he's talking about...

Skilled? Who me?

Perhaps the Bruins celebrated TUUUUUUUUUUUUUU soon?

The Hawks are winning games because they are faster and just as physical as the Bruins, and they score goals around the net. That is the only difference in the series - the goaltenders are effectively even.

LeBron was happy to share an embrace with the Spurs' coach considering the last time he hugged a guy he called "Pop", he ended up with herpes...

Wow! I didn't read much of anything that you wrote, but it's clear that you have absolutely nothing else going on in your life - congrats!

A soul....

He was fouled before he took 4 steps so...

The Heat Force A Game Seven by Playing Fucking Ridiculously Benefitting from Missed Free Throws and Questionable Officiating