Kobe went on to say, "I would go to jail before I would go to bed without satisfying my urges. Doing that would mean that I would beat myself, that I accepted 'No' for an answer, because if you keep trying you'll either get a 'Yes' or you'll get to the right true end anyway."

You're an adult. Stop saying "feels."

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

As an educator, I can tell you straight out, holding back for a year makes perfect sense and has lots of benefits. But of course, it all depends on the child, too.

Ah, I forgot about the athletic part. My school's teams weren't that competitive, but you're right, there's definitely a disadvantage to being a 12-year-old playing against sophomores/juniors.

I got around being one of the youngest kids in class by telling myself that all the kids that were a year older than me were so stupid that they get held back pre-kindergarten. That was true more often than not.

Sorry, you fucked up. I have an October birthday and my parents started me in Kindergarten at 4 (So I turned 5 within a month). It didn't fuck me academically, but it fucked me socially and athletically. I was a really good athlete, but when Junior High hit, most kids in my grade were a good half-foot taller than me.…

Nobody cares.

OH MAN SO EMBARRASSING. GOT YOU GOOD.

I used to play rugby for a small private university on the west coast and we would get steamrolled like this on the reg

CANADA, FUCK YEAH! EAT A DICK, KUWAIT! WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT, UNITED ARAB EMIRATES!

If I wanted to get a beer without engaging with a human being, I'd just get one from the kitchen, knowing my cruel, heartless wife is probably next door continuing her affair with my stupid son of a bitch neighbor Gary.

I thought you needed three rings for a circus.

This is wrong.

Fuck your veggie Whopper

Onazi: OHNOOHNOOHNO

Luckily it's not the 90's anymore and most teams don't waste roster spots on goons who play 3 minutes a night to give each other CTE.

So I think it's safe to say Machado is a dickhead.

The best part is, Machado "accidentally" hit the A's catcher Norris in the head with his bat earlier in the game so hard he had to leave. So this is really incident number 3.

Jeter in Butt Land