I usually bring wine and offer to make a side or dessert, but flowers are nice especially if you're not much of a cook. I'd make sure to bring them in a vase. The host is probably going to be very busy when you show up, they might not have time to find a vase and arrange the flowers.

My favorite preparation is smoking.

If you only make a turkey breast do you still get turkey skin? For me the skin is the best part.

Turkey w/ gravy

I had the same reaction. They're too pathetic to get upset about.

Is it wrong that I just don't care? Before reading this article I didn't know the site existed. Now that I do its contributors seem too pathetic and ridiculous for me to muster any fucks to give.

Does anyone know if keeping dolphins in captivity is inhumane in the same way as keeping killer whales?

"No one can hurt you unless you let them"

Given that era's interest in post-mortem photography and the difficulty you'd have getting an animal to hold some of these poses, I'm going to guess that a good number of these pets in these photos are dead.

Everyone who has read about the assassination knows that she scooped up his brain.

Disappointed in Stallone, but impressed that someone was actually able to decipher words from that.

The other comments have made me question something: Do other people really make their bed every day? Why?

Seriously. She did a terrible thing. Hell, maybe she was even a terrible person.

He actually wrote a blog post back in June addressing some things he was wrong about. Rape jokes were one of them. It made me gain back a lot of the respect I lost for him after the Daniel Tosh BS.

Who knows. But I think it's a good bet that between The Oscars (admittedly less likely) The Golden Globes and SAG. It will probably get nominated for something.

Best. Hashtag. Ever.

Seriously?