Never cared for monster hunter so im not in any way affected by this, but looking at it kind of makes me wish it was a Valkyria Chronicles movie, instead.

Oh man... those Sega Saturn games makes me sad. My top 10 list looks radically different from the best selling list, which probably explains why I think back on my Saturn years with revelry and affection while everyone else thinks the system sucked and all fist pumped and shotgunned Budweisers to GoldenEye and Madden…

Man, gamers are such whiney cunts. Who cares if its a mobile game? Its clear they are working on a PC one so just ignore the mobile one and wait.

Gruden after getting smoked by Nick Mullens in primetime national tv:

That dude’s dick must be the size of a civil war canon.

Lemme tell ya something.. in 2011, the car I had been driving that was paid off was totaled. I had to replace it, but working at the videogame studio I was at, I was making about 14 an hour. Not altogether terrible by itself at that time, but living in the expensive city that I live in, by myself, money evaporated…

Quite unfortunate that, despite your biting snark and condescension, it doesn’t invalidate a single point made in this very very valid and truthful write up. If your butt is that hurt, I’m sure there is a salve for it.

I don’t get why they didn’t treat LA the same way they treat Mexico City, London, and Toronto; have the San Diego Chargers and St Louis Rams play 1 or 2 “home” games a year at the Coliseum and gauge interest off of that. LA’s disinterest in the NFL would have been as clearly evident as Toronto’s (lack of) interest in…

As an 18 year Texas resident, I cast a firm Fuck You to national democrats. They have used Texas, and more specifically the idea of turning Texas “blue” (and the energy and excitement that generates), to raise money in the state and suck it all out to fund races in “safer” districts and states. And then when Texas…

Unions, y’all

As a Bills fan, I was really hoping the Giants would draft Darnold to keep him out of my division and to entice the Jets to drafting Allen at 3, preventing us from making a sure-fire mistake. Instead, they drafted Barkley, the Jets grabbed Darnold, and we made the mistake of the draft. The Giants deserve this misery,…

Dude, go see it in a theater. It was well worth it, everyone was having a good time with its wackiness. It was like watching a screening of The Room, everyone was all in on how funbad it was. Tom Hardy wins the day on this one and he’s worth the price of admission.

All of Buffalo’s starting wideouts are on that list of dogshit recievers: Kelvin Benjamin, Zay Jones, and Andre Holmes. How depressing. Jordan Matthews used to be on the team, we even traded for him (well... for a pick, and he came along for the ride) and resigning him seems like that would be an upgrade over any of…

That CAN’T be his voice, this is an elaborate Kaufman-esque hoax.

Equating a man who has some weight on him to struggling and subsequently equating him getting into a little shape as “turning it around” is problematic, to say the least.

I made my great escape from the game industry 3 months ago. Unionization is badly needed there. 

Municipal Utility District

Still looks better than Corbin Nash.

There are lots of Peterman “Defenders” on SBNations Bills page, though their defense is always whataboutism re:Tyrod, which speaks to not an irrational fear of Tyrod but really an irrational hate of him. Buffalo is a highly racist fanbase and they do NOT like black QBs leading their team. Doug Whaley brought several…

Yeah but at least he aint that black guy, we ran him out of town as quick as we could!