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Right before watching Deadpool 2 where DP’s wife was murdered for plot, I saw a preview for a movie called Upgrade that started off with the main dude explaining how HIS wife was murdered. Children or not, the blood of women will always be used to lube the gears of the plot device.

Ya know, maybe I’m alone on an island on this (and its not really a criticism exclusive to Kotaku or this post even), but to me it feels like when you post someones deplorable comment online but censor out their name, you kind of tepidly endorse said comment. Or at the very least you spread its intent; now you just

Everytime I read some shit on Richie Incognito I always think of him as being Cain Marko.

This might be the single greatest thing I have ever read.

I’m not a huge Obama fan, but I’m nowhere near close to saying his post presidency is a failure of any sort. He’s already helped Eric Holder and his group lead redistricting efforts that already yielded progressive fruits in recent elections in Pennsylvania. I completely understand his unwillingness to go full boar,

This looks like a videogame bug where the player character attacks an npc and mistakenly plays the same death animation in sync.

I thought CTE was the POINT of boxing...

I mean.... this IS America....

I guess it was only a matter of time before the “too cool for school” counter culture kids came out to remind us how rad and edgy they are.

Football fans are the biggest dolts in the world by an impossibly large margin. Have you ever tried reading the comment section of ProFootball Talk?

At least both of those cops were rad. More reasonable, rational cops needed plz.

That woman definitely drives a tow truck

Ugh, terrible shows are like cockroaches.... it makes sense that NBC would be the one to save this dreck.

I’m telling ya, its only going to get worse until the guillotines come out.

There needs to be a crowdsourced legal fund used to sue white people who put innocent black people through this bullshit stress. There needs to be some consequences to this shit.

Last Man On Earth was fantastic. Brooklyn Nine Nine was garbage, tho. Never watched The Mick.

I have always contended that Batman Forever was worse than Batman and Robin.

“Lack of length makes it tough for him to sustain”

The look on that poor shmucks face says it all... “I’m going to die.”