Dark Souls was already a Playstation game. It was called Shadow Tower. It looked a lot better than this video, too.

Too bad Konami is an awful company now. Maybe the series creator will work on something else cool, though.

Maybe he should ask Kyle Orton for tips on maintaining a functioning work/drunk balance.

Geez, this sounds foolish. “This is a Hulk who flirts and chows down on burgers.” The Poochie-fication of the Hulk, complete with odd Ed Grimely hair.

You y-inverter scum should be forced to jump through as many flaming hoops as possible to satisfy your sick, unclean addiction.

Oh boy, this looks like foolishness.

Because this is a list of eras of time, listed not in chronological order, but in order (I presume) of least shitty to most shitty. Being hit by a car is not an era of time, nor does it make sense to list in high before The Future (which is... bad??) and below Tomorrow (which is the future, but is also... good??).

Everybody knows that gamers are obnoxious assholes. No news here, Jimmy just experienced it for himself is all.

Here, let me make a Black Guy version of this list for you:

Totally different type of game. And Mount and Blade, as fun as it is, is a frustrating game to play combat wise, for a multitude of different reasons. Realism does not equal fun.

But those are all the rare, great Sega games that people love (Shining Force 3 and Dragon Force included), so why the hell would they ever do that? Shut your mouth and get ready to choke down another helping of Greatest Genesis Collection vol 4765 featuring Sonic 1-3 and Knuckles, Vector Man, Altered Beast, some other…

I’m really glad I wasn’t the only one who thought of this. I’m sure it was named specifically to use this song in an ad campaign.

Completely disregarding season 1, this season of TD was a colossal misstep. But because people are imbeciles that can only quantify things in conflicts, you end up with this “Season 1 vs Season 2” crowd. The honest fact of the matter is, sometimes things are good and sometimes things are bad (re: Godfather series).

I don’t regret it either, I had a blast laughing at its Scorpion-level writing.

Yeah bro!! Yeah!! BRO!!!!

Turns out the intro is really the best part about this season.

Well.... its better than Double Dragons.

One of my favorite games series of all time with one of my favorite soundtracks of all time. Just listening to the cross-examination theme of the first one wants to make me poke holes in your flimsy testimony all day!

Your disappointment makes me happy.