Are you reading a line from Castlevania Symphony of the Night?

To The King of The North!!!!

Another one of these? Jesus the thing even has a cyborg stereotype goatee. Who said you were qualified to be a blogger here? Im throwing out the yellow flag on that one.

What the hell even IS all this?? I can't tell how this is supposed to be pronounced, or what that guy is supposed to be holding in his hands. This looks super generic fanservice crap, and stands as a shining example as to why JRPGs have been rendered obsolete in the eyes of many. I will pass on this all day.

Just so long as Asianbot commits seppuku with Optimus beheading him afterwards. Then they can dump his cadaver next to Jazz's.

Troll post is extra trolly.

If I have to be told why its comeback matters, it probably doesn't really matter. Cool for fans of the original, though, but as someone that doesn't like Magic style card games, don't like battle arena style games, and doesn't like super ridiculous generic anime character designs, this game has and will continue to…

I really don't understand what the recent obsession with Disney princesses is all about. Seems like every week there is something in the news about them now.

This is only an issue that is being talked about because some desperate otaku out there jerked it hard to the stills in a moment of uncontrollable lusty attraction and wound up feeling very uncomfortable and confused about themselves during the clean up.

I know, I fucking ruined my scantron. Jackhole.

Of course he's a 'badass'. Game developers are continuously unoriginal in their lame ass character designs (read: Watch Dogs). This is, essentially, the Prince of Persia: Warrior Within-ing of the Lord of the Rings franchise. I'll see your "pass", and raise you a "fuck you for patronizing me". All thats missing is a…

YAWN: Horrors of Another Lame-ass Shooter feat. Zombies.

Some pretty serious, big league trolling going on here.

Who cares?

Quite an epic tirade for a Chipotle bag. Life must be an unending miasma of nightmare dread for you.

Congratulations, you've just won the 1st ever Golden Douche award. Your embronzed Fedora trophy will be arriving in the mail posthaste. I'll be looking forward to reading your acceptance speech over at BroBible.

People will always think different things, though, is the problem. Fat may not be bad for you, but fat may be a living nightmare for someone else (I imagine that Biggest Loser show has been on for so long for a reason). Once that word Fat is dropped, I have to turn into Batman: The World's Greatest Detective in order…

"I am so fat."

There is a difference between fetishizing and a regular relationship. This author completely obscures that point, and leading off with some weird ass screed about BBW porn and Las Vegas Fat Fuck Fests is quite possibly the most Donald Sterling-esque tone deaf way to approach it.

Furry rpg?