Gunblade should have never been mentioned. Embarrassing.

Looks kinda shitty.

Tell us how you really feel.

I never trusted my coordination with a lightsaber. It looked like it sliced through things easily, and I cut myself enough with those plastic carpenter scissors.

I think the outtakes are much funnier.

When I was a kid, a hoverboard was the only thing I ever really wanted (well that and a proton pack).

He's only 44.

I agree that some people are lost in the deep infantilization of 80s culture... there are some instances where this is legit. You obviously have forgotten Jase and the Wheeled Warriors.

This works for Blood Dragon, not so much for Dark Souls. Which is a shame, if you wanted to do a retro promo, why not spoof shit like the the D&D cartoon, or that Wizards movie?

Just when I thought Kotaku couldn't masturbate any harder over Bravely Default. Their collective dick are getting beat over this so hard its going to explode like an overcooked hot dog.

Uhm... ESPN...?

All in all, Ice does a good podcast. D&D talk and all.

A day in the life of a game developer. Sure hope that more than just the execs partook in profit sharing.

To hell with that lame version of the Sonic CD theme... its all about TOOT TOOT!

Is a review necessary even? Kotaku has been jerking off over this game for months, I have an idea of what their review will suggest.

Bring back Gus Johnson.

I just wanna know... was the dog responsible for that bed sheet being covered in semen?

Satire is hard.

I'm surprised (and also not really) that I have not heard anything about a focus on new IP.