Chose your own adventure! Where would you like to go?

You have chosen: Mall.

I would rent the shit out of one of these

I guess that I’m old enough to have never heard of any of these three.

before we hate on bearfoot driving we should really be asking who’s giving bear’s keys?

Part of me admires the brutality of it, the raw unedited and unrefined brutalism of it speaks to me.

However, the other part of me has eyes.

This has to be a joke to drum up publicity for the actual truck.  This looks like a prop from Logan’s Run.

It is about time to shift my Elio reservation to something else.

My wife made me work with her to make this staged pic of my cat earlier this week. I couldn't help put to make a meme out of it.

It’s like this, except with a mustang

I like these more the more I see them, especially when done up with different body kits/spoilers/liveries/etc. I think toyota has done a good job bringing something to the table that is intended to be customized, and it will undoubtedly separate these from the BMW-badged ones out in the world.

They must all be at SEMA. I have yet to see one in the wild. 

Trump wasn’t the only boob at the game.

I don’t understand all the hate. He is our president, after all, and to be treated like this mere hours after he personally beat bin Laden’s brother to death with a golf club? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???

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Can you guys ask the venture capitalists to make articles take up less space? It’s kind of hard for me to watch both of the “recent videos” that started playing in two separate places when I’ve got four or five lines of text distracting me.

I like to take the dog out to shit in my man clogs.

Ghosts are an upgrade from Sanchez seeing the Kraken.

“I never saw a ghost when I played against the Pats. I did see a giant asshole though.” - Mark Sanchez