For some reason I read BLITZ as BUTZ.

Stump Junkman may be in the cards.

This was going to be my exact reply, down to the cars.com page. That $43k example is even the same damn color, 12k less miles, and appears to be of at least equal condition.

Wait...small businesses that have managed to make it into the bigger leagues are somehow a bad thing? Worst thing you can say about Surly is that the beer hasn’t gotten better since 3 Floyds hired Todd away. And the food is awesome.

Holy crap, somehow I didn’t pay attention to that. There’s nothing “round” to attribute to that roundabout. That’s just an intersection with a fucking park in the middle of it. There’s stopsigns at the corner, negating the point of a roundabout in the first place. This is just a ridiculous intersection.

No one’s really copying Tesla on this, they’re simply following a wider interindustry trend. Like it or not, in a decade your coffee maker will have an HMI, your doorbell will have an HMI, your fucking crock pot will have an HMI.

Looks like it got lip injections.

Seriously. I don’t hate most of it, but the protruding couch/lips thing where the grille would normally be is one of the most hideous elements I’ve ever seen.

Sounds eerily reminiscent of Everson Griffin last year. Hope the guy is ok.

They sign AB, Vontaze Burfict, and Richie Incognito. That they would continue to act like shitheads is completely unsurprising.

Sister got married on the beach in Jamaica. She was considerate enough that it was only immediate family and a +1. About 10 people, and she paid for all of it.

Holy shit.

You’re a good parent.

In the last two months I had to sign divorce papers papers, lost my job, had to bury my old dog who I’ve had since my first day of college, and got into a car crash that left me in the hospital for 5 days.

I can’t wait to see Diggs and Thielen sniff their fingers.

Yeah, but if it falls off you no longer have a camper - you have a cabin. And a better truck.

Holy shit I'd seen a pile of games there and somehow never noticed that. I'm only 30 so most were as a kid, but still. Damn Nazi stadium.

It definitely is. Bought a (oddly enough) MkIV Supra in 2007 in Mankato. Got ticketed for no front plate in Eden Prairie...on the damn drive home.

I’ve heard it plenty...but always on a menu. Had no idea “dago” was a slur, it’s a variety of Italian sandwich here (Twin Cities). You can get hot or sloppy dago’s all over the place, including some decidedly not Italian restaurants.

I blame Captain Fatfuck: Leader of Men.