His "regional" argument is bullshit. If this is a regional thing then that region needs to change, because there's right and there's wrong, and that shit was very wrong.

Wow, I'm flabbergasted. I guess I assumed corporal punishment was something that had been outlawed nationwide years ago. It's such a nonstarter/nonissue here I had no idea it was still practiced.

I don't really care what they do with him, as long as he doesn't suit up in purple and gold on Sundays. The Vikings as an organization are already difficult to support...

Back in September 2012 I calculated Vikings wins per player arrest since 2000. At that time it was 96 wins and 39 arrests for a ratio of 2.46 wins per arrest. As a Minnesotan I'd be pissed, but I chose t0 forgive them - without the Vikes "running through the okra patch" would be missing from my vocabulary.

Awesome article, Tyler. After Jalopnik, Foxtrot Alpha has become my favorite Gawker site.

Doing as little as possible aside from literally nothing to stop a rapist?

Quit chanting about a dead pedo enabling football coach and DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK!!!

Who exactly is brainwashed here? Aside from being amazingly fucked up, sick, and disgusting, no one gives a shit about some football coach but you (and those sharing your views).

So he did as little as possible from a legal standpoint, then did nothing at all using his pull with the University to stop Sandusky from having total access to the campus, while ignoring the fact that he was actively working with young boys on a day to day basis. Sounds like a real winner with strong moral values.

He's dead. I think you can drop the "Coach" title. That cult of personality might exist in Pennsylvania but it doesn't anywhere else.

It's a good thing I judge people on their individual values and merits rather than as a homogenous peer group. I'd like to think, and hope, most other intelligent people do as well.

You paint with very a very dumb and very broad brush. Enjoy living in your black and white world.

Holy damn these kids have fucked up priorities.

93x morning show is less entertaining without you on it. That is all, carry on.

Park something small under it?

You don't need a jack or a lift to get at the underside.

Once saw a wife beater and flat brim guy pull a stepstool out of the cab so he could reach the fuel door. Closest I've come to pissing myself laughing since I was a little kid.

Front license plates suck. I'd owned my Supra less than 48 hours when I was pulled and ticketed for not having the front plate. No other violation, just because the front plate was displayed on the dash not actually on the car.

Has the Miata always had "Roadster" on the back? I feel like it no...why throw that on unless there's something not a roadster in the works?

This is hardly surprising. Given a large enough sample group (of any demographic) there's bound to be a few nutjobs. According to Wiki, over the 25 year period ending in 2011 ~84,000 Somali refugees immigrated to the US, with ~40% living in MN. With Somalia still a major conflict zone it could be expected that some…