I didn't but re-reading your post it's totally obvious. Sorry man. Yes our sports suck sadly and horribly. Sorry for immediately fighting for the home town, no hard feelings.

Prince wasn't on tour.

There's a reason Minnesota is consistently rated one of the best places to live by every metric. But hey, we just like pushing people into wood chippers.

Seasons go Fall>Winter>Spring>Summer. Buy a fun, quick AWD car and enjoy it. Get a sled or a few. Temps over 70 are too damn hot.

The Wild were actually a bit surprising, I didn't expect shit from them. I think Bridgewater will actually kick ass this year. Despite looking like a little person next to Cassel.

The longer people like you don't figure out this is a ridiculously great place to live the longer it stays that way. Not like my little hometown suburb's been Money Magazine's best place to live in the US multiple times, and in the top 10 every year since 2006. Even the ridiculous amount of sports stars/celebrities…

Really? Because aside from maybe Anchorage, Toronto, Vancouver/Victoria there's literally nowhere in NA I'd rather live.

There's a Fargo series?!?

Because it's one of the best public universities in the country. Being 4th largest public school in the nation should say something. And having considerably more girls than men wasn't a bad perk for me. Minneapolis is also a wayyyy better place to live than Colombus, East Lansing, Madison, etc.

Hahaha. So very true. If someone looks at me I say "hello," "good morning," etc...always was taught ignoring people was impolite, even if you're never going to see them again.

Also on the hunt for a donor car. Love those so damn much. Talk about fun. Anybody that scoffs at that isn't a car person.

It's amazing seeing a Bear next to a Raptor. The Bear is an amazingly impressive aircraft, as much so today as the 50-60s when it was designed. Still as relevant too.

I lost interest when I realized it wasn't about a Ferrari.

I always thought the Sabertooth looked pretty nice.

They do a good job. Jeff Passolt has won a handful of Emmy's for best news anchor, always professional.

You could say she was...on her last leg.

Problem solved.

I can hate it twice as much - that should even things out.

Great article. Needs more buttflap though.