Yarreli
Yarreli
Yarreli

It isn’t possible for Disney to have the rights to The Little Mermaid. It’s a 200 year old fairy tale.

Considering Ursula was heavily inspired by Divine, I would say that whoever plays the sea witch in the live action version should be a drag queen.

But you know they’ll cast Melissa McCarthy

Queen Latifah for Ursula

But she literally got handcuffed for trying to talk over the judge.

I am 92% positive these are the same person.

As an attorney, the method for bench bullies I was always taught was to say, “You’re Honor, if you’re going to hold me in contempt, I demand that the charges against me be particularized on the record as proscribed in the Judicial Canon, that a hearing be set on notice of no fewer than thirty days as due process

I related to more of this than I feel comfortable with, to be honest. These are hard things to admit or say, even to one’s self.

My oldest son is the only one with his name.(Once looked it up in the US Census it said no one in the US had his name. Maybe he is just a figment of my imagination) My other son shares his name with a preacher who got caught embezzling a bunch of money but who is back in the ministry now.

I am alone. Quite possibly in the whole world.

There is only one other person in the country with my name. We both have worked in similar jobs and we once had offices about two miles apart.

Cosmo wrote that Graham is “liv[ing] out every girl’s fantasy” by making out with Joe Jonas

Looks legit to me. In fact, it reminds me of the time my brother was dating my former best friend who was also the mother of the child who’s father was my sister’s boyfriend.

I hate to be that person, but calling it his wife’s birth is just too glaring. Child’s birth. CHILD. As it is written now is....ick.

Nah

He no longer looks like the one guy who works at the miniature golf course who gets your ball unstuck and sells weed on the side.

212 is such a good song, you horrible, awful, racist, garbage fire.

Because Jesus?
Mammarians: Psalm - Nippleitis - Though shalt blurreth the televised breast on dating shows.

Better question, Why are they blurring anything? It’s cable. Show it post watershed and bob’s your uncle.

Butts aren’t sacred