Images from Tom+Lorenzo, by the by.

Woah, that’s the theme, isn’t it? I didn’t even realize.

Thank you for every one of these shots.

Sweet mother of Joseph...

huma.

I don’t know how much longer I’m gonna be able to deal with this. Trump was here in Dallas yesterday; I watched a video on Twitter of his supporters chanting “BUILD THE WALL” at the rally. I’ve known all along that racist people are all around me, but watching that video just made me so fucking angry. To know that it…

Rasmussen’s letter is so bad that upon first read, I thought for sure it wasn’t real. Couldn’t be. Right?

Have you seen the letter to the judge on behalf of his rape apologist friend Leslie Rasmussen? It's all boys will be boys, and college is to blame, and the victim should not be blamed but...then she goes on to blame the victim and talk about real rape vs. college rape, and how she knows him better than anyone and he's…

help why isn’t everyone a yes

Uh, nope. Well maybe “the igneous intrusive equivalent of basalt”? Why? Is there a joke going over my head?

Haha yep that’d be a labradorite-heavy gabbro. If it makes you feel any better, it’s generally slightly sturdier than granite. :)

NICE! I do have a slight nitpicky qualm though, as someone with a degree in geology: there’s no such thing as black granite. It’s probably gabbro. (I’m sure the store didn’t actually tell you that though because they never do).

OOOO now I can tell my kinda funny (but not really) renovation story! So we decided to cut out the middle man (e.g. Home Depot) for the granite countertops in the kitchen and found a guy who sells and installs, and while my mom was showing the guy some possibly choices, the guy was like “Those are so Home Depot” and…

Thank you. Came here to say how particularly repugnant it is for the guy whose corporation is known for devastating local hardware stores to have the chutzpah to complain about it being hard to start a small business these days. And for him to say that he’d never be able to start Home Depot these days? Well no shit,…

I think this fool just has a thing for the color orange.

We had to buy a washer and dryer last week, I'm SO glad we went to Lowe's. Not buying anything from Home Depot any time soon.

Does he still run Home Depot? I need to know because I need some stuff for my yard and if he’s still there I’ll go to Lowes or TrueValue instead.

First song post breakup: