I cannot wait for the SNL skit on this.

He should write an apology Letter to the Philippians.

Right!? I kept waiting for some kind of punchline or twist ending like she had to star in a xxx video in order to get the money.

It's hard going back to college and especially with all the things she's going through. Never thought I say this but thanks Pornhub for doing someone a solid.

It’s gotta be about big government overreaching by forcing innocent children to get their heads filled with those liberal fact things. Down with the government! Fight for your right to be stupid!

“Nothing is more important than the safety of our kids.”

Sorry, I’m having a hard time concentrating. I spent too much time staring at Katy Perry’s father’s forehead.

Can he adopt me?? And that bodyguard. ......

This photo makes me feel weird.

Old people.

Me too. Her and Chloe Moretz had some of the best readings...

I love her so much for this.

times is hard.

I have so many questions for a dude who buys matching cars with his friend.

The fact that he couldn’t recall the term “sapiosexual” is proof positive that he’s never actually been on Tinder. It is included in at least 85% of profiles.

My adult children need to read this article.

In business emails, I usually sign off with

i've been using "best" for quite a while now... and now i'm feeling really guilty about all of those thousands of emails i've sent where i unintentionally brushed everyone off.