You know all that energy that gets dumped into the brakes as heat every time that 16 ton vehicle stops? You get to recapture that as energy now to help you start up.

I like the Peterbilt 320 cabover my employer started using last year. They’re side loaders, which has saved the knees of every former rear load driver on our crew, including my own. The only issues we’ve had are the durability of the arm assemblies. Those McNeilus ZR units are constantly losing integral bolts and…

but there used to be one on cars and still is in many cases. It’s not red but black and looks like an ignition key. I still have one in mine ;) 

In the video the owner says to camerman that he “only has a pulley on it”. meaning, he modified the vehicle and significantly increased the HP and subsequent drivetrain stress. Which, is probably what caused a mechanical failure, leading to fuel line severage (fire).

My ignition switch broke recently and I couldn’t turn off the engine.

That doctor doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. I’ve watched the movie and those dudes are basically fine at the end. Looks like it’s easier to graduate from doctor school than film script writing school.

Eh, I think that saying “life begins at conception” has a very different connotation than just discussing “life,” because our legal system codifies different types of lives in very different ways, and I don’t think that it boils entirely down to the “amount of control we give the government over our bodies” as you…

Crap. I’m going to end up in jail for saying it to the tune of Old Macdonald and ending with a woof woof, here and a woof woof there. 

I was walking to my seat at Camden Yards, hat on, toddler and diaper bag in hands and the anthem started playing. Before I could let out a groan, this old Fox News patriot hag immediately smacked me on the back of the head and told me how offended she was that I wouldn’t remove my hat. She then proceeded to tell me…

Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

My dad used to always use “big guy”. It adds a level of infantilization to the mix. 

“the first pancake”

Did I hit too close to home? Show me on the doll where my comment hurt you.

I’ve been waiting for this.

Prediction: The crowd will start the chant. Trump will, in fact, “silence the crowd, tell them, ‘Hey, don’t do that...’”

I work across the street from US Bank Arena. I felt like I was walking through the streets of the third reich this morning going into work, except everyone has diabetes and gets winded walking up stairs.

Isn’t an “Edison style” bulb, by definition, supposed to be made of stolen ideas?

I don’t think you can have furries without the animalistic faces, so I don’t think it will. That said, I bet the attractive people dancing in furry unitards is going to awaken things in some people though.

Also, as a visual gag, my stomach still hurts from the sequence where Myers is trying to sneak past the pissing fountain.