I found this one particularly wrenching

Yup, free child care because someone will have to look after that kid you never see.

So BB-8 is evil? I KNEW IT. WE WERE WARNED.

90’s Acura was the equivalent of a Success Perm for both Honda and the owner.

Remember when Acura was cool? The 90’s good times.

All I see is this.

Egging on the guy to shoot the other guy in the head.

Twice:

What’s cooler than flat-fender Jeeps offroading?

Lovely stuff.

“Sunday night, my co-worker calls, begging me not to press charges against her son.”

Until I read that phrase I didn’t even know that the temperature of water could be adjusted. At least not by a waiter at the table. What kind of asshole asks for the temperature of their water to be adjusted!?

Not as often as gut feelings.

My dad had one. Tailgunning imaginary TIE fighters from the way-back was every bit as awesome as you’d assume.

No, it’s not the “exact situation” - it’s really quite different. VW senses that one set of wheels is turning while the others aren’t and then engages ‘test mode’; it’s able to sense this because the EPA test takes place on a dyno. The UK testing scenario that Mike Stuart described doesn’t have ANY wheels turning -…

Another outstanding article Rob. May I play the Devil’s Christ’s advocate

That’s why I slap one of these in every Bible left in every Hotel I visit!

True... But you should be good at a lot of things, especially as pertains to basic life skills.